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UNDERCOVER COP There's an undercover cop on the corner Calling out for nickels, dimes and quarters I was getting mugged by a couple thugs But he didn't want to blow his cover There's a lady standing underneath my building Selling off the pieces of her evening. I asked her if she could work some other neighborhood, she told me she's just earning a living. She's an undercover cop And now she's on the job She said that it's a secret I should let the matter drop. There's a guy who's going crazy on a campus Shouting out and starting up a ruckus He's looking for a fight and he'll get one tonight, And he's got a hidden camera in his glasses. He's an undercover cop And now he's on the job Is everyone on the world And undercover cop? There's a little poodle prancing through the parking Chasing his tail and frolicking. His nose is all shrank, he passes by a trunk And then all of a sudden starts Barking. He's an undercover cop And now he's on the job Well everywhere I turn, An undercover cop. There's a guy who's a professional assassin They say that where he kills it's with a passion. He costs a lot of bread, but you'll know they'll be dead Though he'd never tell you even if you asked him. He's an undercover cop When's it gonna stop? Is everyone in the world An undercover cop? And by the way, are you an undercover cop? Words and Music by Alex McDonald |